Did anyone see that GIANT Idiot sign on my head???

Ok so I am the most retarded person on the planet….OFFICALLY!! I woke up this morning to pack my bags to fly to Toronto, I gave myself about 20 mins before the shuttle arrived. Well rush and I went to the post office yesterday to send home some of our knick knacks we had bought…..13 pounds of the crap! And well I put a hand bag in there, which had previously been holding my special wallet with my passport and credit cards and all my money. Well as I was going through my case trying to pack it….I thought….OH SHIT!!! I didn’t take it out….I quickly flung through my case in a freaken panic….and then realized oh crap…..ive posted home my passport!!! WHAT A DICK!!!!! So I run down stairs to the receptionist in tears freaking out, so he gets me to ring the Australian consulate! But 20 minutes later…still in tears….Ursh walks in and says just go have a proper look through your case…So I did…and retard me just didn’t look hard enough. It was wrapped up in some clothes. THANKGOD!!! I totally don’t remember taking it out of the bag so I was in freak out mode. I felt like a knob afterwards but I was so glad I had it….I seriously thought it was in the mail!! Haha. IDIOT! So yes…I win IDIOT of the year award. But because of this stupid debacle I missed my shuttle to the airport. So I had to walk 3 block to catch a bus….which the prick of a driver wouldn’t let me on and told me to wait for the next bus in 20 mins. My day was going so shit, so I was unimpressed. I thought it couldn’t get much worse….but of course with my luck…OF COURSE IT CAN! I got to the airport and my plane was 1 hour delayed. I only had one hour between connecting flights….so you can see me going into panic mode. Ursh and I had separate flights, and no way of communicating with each other…so I was like…OH OH! Luckily something went my way and the plane flight was shorter than expected so I had 15 mins to run through the terminal to get to my plane….unfortunately, my luggage didn’t quite run as fast! Yes that’s right, my luggage didn’t arrive with me. So lucky me got to sleep in the same clothes I had been wearing all day and then wear them all the next day! UNIMPRESSED! Because of my stupid passport debacle I didn’t have time to pack a spare pair of clothes in my backpack (which I have done every other flight) error! So after 2 or 3 hours on the the phone to united, a $40 cab ride to hire a car to drive back to the airport, $9 in parking and $20 in petrol….I was able to collect my bag the following afternoon. But it doesn’t end there. I spent and hour and half in the airport trying to locate the damn thing. The first desk I went to sent me downstairs, who sent me to customs, who sent me to lost and found, who sent me to the united arrivals who sent me BACK to the first desk I started at….which wouldn’t you know it…they had my luggage! BASTARDS!!! Sooooo not happy! So my last day in new york and my first day in Toronto turned out to be totally crap! Oh, and the other thing….because of the time we spend at the airport…we LOST our accomodation!! Yes…we arrived late and they gave our room away. Its official…WE HATE CANADA!!!!