SUSAN: WooHoo! We're in Amsterdam. Very cooel. Uuumm...where to begin? As soon as we landed, this land felt, well, different. We knew we has entered a very special land known as the....Netherlands. Euro-riffic.
DAVE: Susan and I have had a bit of trouble during the last couple of days coping with the change in time zones and the general malaise that comes with a 9 hour trans-Atlantic flight. But, then again, as we wander the streets, drifting in and out of trippy stores and coffee shops, we feel as though we blend in seamlessly with the crowd.
SUSAN: Perhaps it's the psychadelic second-hand clothes we've brought to keep us warm which we are planning to discard before we depart for the heat of India.
DAVE: Perhaps it's the psychadelic second-hand smoke...I could be wrong about being jet-lagged. Anyway, off to our night tour of the red light district. Dank!
